Report: Maealiuaki Smith to Enter Transfer Portal

When people are being unreasonable clowns, I call them “champ”. There are only two on the permanent champ list thus far.

Also, if I were addressing myself, it would be “hey heychamp”.

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So you decided to choose a name that signifies you’re an unreasonable clown?

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Hey champ,

It’s more like Dear Abby. I’m named after the opening line of my advice column that I write before I tell you how to live better. You ignore me, but I keep trying.

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You don’t owe me an explanation. It’s really just a yes or no question :man_shrugging:.

Hey champ,

Then it would be a “no”.

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