Oregon State Uniform Predictions

So we burned the all grey combination, right? It should never see daylight after last years performance

Ah yes, I forgot, the uniforms have technology microscopically implanted that causes the team to play poorly. Totally had nothing to do with just being ill-prepared.

The Tech uniforms were trash. I knew we were losing as soon as I saw them. Look bad, feel bad, play bad.

So it had nothing to do with coaching and preparation? It was solely the work of the uniforms?

I think Icy Pete, white, black - don’t want to be mistaken in any way for the enemy, you know.