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Mayo is the devil’s sauce
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And I thought there’s no way KD leaves OKC.
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Surely you mean that in like a “it’s so good it’s sinful” type way, right?
I don’t want to cancel you, but…
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Nope. As in, consuming it is about as enjoyable as being poked in the eyeball with a trident tip while your entire body is on fire. More or less.
Can’t. Double jeopardy. Geez, figure it out lawyer. 
#alreadycancelled
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Separate and different crimes can be charged criminally in a new indictment.
#You’reGoingDownRook
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Mayo Lover! Why don’t you just stop bending the law to oppress me, You’re just a mayo lover MAYO LOVER!
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Keep it up and I will send in the unmarked minivan to kidnap you straight off the street where you live.
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And the force him to eat Mayo!!!
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Waterboarding with mayo wouldn’t technically be torture
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I hate this word. I read a word I shouldn’t out of the middle of it EVERY single time.
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There it is, getting into the good stuff finally.
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oh MAN… ughh… the visuals
I thought about looking for a gif, but then I gagged
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When I worked at Stillwater Bay I ate an oyster on the half shell once. Tasted just like a chilled loogey. Never again.
“Trae Young will be an awful NBA player.”
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Alex Cate must be better than Brandon Weeden or Gundy would have started him against Colorado.
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I mean, have you watched the kid play defense? He is going to score points and that’s pretty much it, he will not take a team to any meaningful success.
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