Free Football Thread That Started as a Thing about Mike Gundy

You almost had it. You were soooo close to making such a good joke. The way you did it seems clunky and like you got excited and just barely missed it.

Should have gone with “… while he has his Corken you” so so much better.

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U do know ar0 is always taken about Gundy shirtless. He also wants to see him in the singlet at the HoF event. I think he was jealous for a different reason the u think.:upside_down_face::crazy_face::innocent::flushed::pleading_face::scream::partying_face::exploding_head::cowboy_hat_face:

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Funny most intelligent people don’t confuse jealousy with despising.

So which do u have then we wouldn’t make that mistake again.

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Gundy needs to step it up in recruiting. Better recruits.

OU avg. 93.19
Texas avg. 88.87
WVU avg. 87.21
TCU avg. 86.98
Baylor avg. 86.47
TTU avg. 86.23
OSU avg. 86.15
KSU avg. 85.49
ISU avg. 84.94
KU avg. 84.77

He recruited your girl away from you pretty well.

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It’s a good thing he makes 5 million a year so he can buy a girl.

I mean he doesn’t have to, he stole yours and he keeps her happy unlike your miserable broken record a$$.

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Just like the conference championship game, the only way Gundy gets in is buying a ticket and only way Gundy gets a girl is to fork out the money.

He clearly stole your girl long before the money. It was probably the hair. Or the fact he doesn’t say the same thing over and over and over about someone you’re clearly jealous of.

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So like usual you have no clue when it comes to Gundy. He and his wife were childhood sweethearts, thus well before the money. But you will just go ahead spewing your bs. I am starting to wonder that if instead of Gundy stealing your girlfriend instead you are the contractor that Gundy fired for wearing an OU shirt to work on his house. That could also explain this blind hatred.

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Don’t hate him, just not as impressed by 1 conference title and 2-14 in Bedlam as you Gundy lovers are.

So what color were you supposed to paint the house?

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More loses than any football coach in the history of Bedlam.

Because the other coaches couldn’t win any other games either. 6-6 seasons were your jam I bet.

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More loses to OU in the last 16 years than Kansas.

Then I suggest you go be a Jayhawk fan with all those wins.

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And leave all the mullet worshipers behind?

I mean you like that they won against OU a couple times. They lose to literally everyone else but you clearly don’t need that. So I’ll buy ya a nice blue and red jayhawk windbreaker like Les

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Did I mention that Gundy has more loses than any coach in OSU history?

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